dry-twatted
1) to f-ck someone (or something) over, and not in a good way.
2) any situation that is comparable to being face-to-face with a dry tw-t. (we all know wet tw-ts are better.)
example1: (after being ditched for poker night) man you dry-tw-tted me on playing them cards that night.
example2: b-ttr-z wanted to play but got dry-tw-tted cuz she wanted to cuddle.
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