to m*st*rb*t*, particularly in a fashion that you believe to be subtle, but which is in fact blatantly obvious
originates from an incident on a new zealand tramping (hiking) trip: one member of the party, upon being observed to be moving his hands vigorously inside his sleeping bag, was accused of masturbating, and responded that he was just “drying my polypros.” nb: polypros are thermal underwear used in the outdoors.
“bl**dy name dried his polypros in his pit this morning.”
“name, can’t you dry your polypros somewhere else? i’m right next to you in the tent, mate, and i can see what you’re doing.”
- hydra c*ck
when you’re turbo wasted and can’t put on a condom cause you’re seeing multiple phantom d*cks instead of one last thing i remember was me hydra c*cking out of control, so i just gave up and p*ssed out.
someone who is overly pedantic about using correct english grammar stop being such a gramtard about me putting the apostrophe in the wrong place -get a life won’t you
- touchdown syndrome
the latest facebook craze whereby country football teams let their loyal water boy with down’s syndrome score a touchdown . moms with s*ssy mom hair fill the hole created by their broken dreams by seeking out touchdown syndrome new stories on facebook
- moist brush
1. when you make your lady friend so wet that her pubic hair becomes moist. 2. when you come so much that your man friend has a dripping moustache. dave: oi mate how was stacey last night? steve:aw man she was great she had a moist brush before we even started