dryer poop


residue collected in a clothes dryer’s lint trap. word has it, that this p–p is the result of a dryer’s consumption of a single sock. normally, the sock’s mate is left untouched, causing consternation to the sock’s owner.

may also include items that the dryer attempted to nom, but was unable to successfully digest–chapstick, coins, anti-static sheets, etc.
gawd, look at all this red dryer p–p….where the heck is my other red sock!?
did you fish my chapstick out of the dryer p–p? i left it in my pocket again.
ooo, $1 bill in the dryer p–p. free c-ke for me!

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