Dryer Sheet
a clingy boy/girlfriend that blows up your phone and shows up at your house unexpected.
guy: i’ll be busy this weekend.
girl: well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
girl: u said u were fixing the fence last weekend…
girl: i just wana c u 🙂
………..
………..
girl: hey 🙂
guy: d-mn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off
4 more definitions
a person who clings to someone or something like a dryer sheet does to clothes fresh out of the dryer. these people are normally new somewhere and are trying to make friends or are younger kids.
sally: this kid keeps following me around all day, he wont leave me alone.
billy: that kids a real dryer sheet
the act of taking a sh-t in someone’s clothes dryer.
after removing his sh-t streaked clothes from the dryer, eric realized,at last nights party a drunken jb had given him a dryer sheet.
a person who attaches themselves to another and never goes away like a dryer sheet. the unsuspecting victim is usually semi-popular and somewhat friendly with the person who never lets them be.
angela is being such a friggin dryer sheet. she never lets amanda leave her sight.
a clingy boy/girlfriend that blows up your phone and shows up at your house unexpected.
guy: i’ll be busy this weekend.
girl: well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
girl: u said u were fixing the fence last weekend…
girl: i just wana c u 🙂
………..
………..
girl: hey 🙂
guy: d-mn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off
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