dsa

divided states of america.

dsa is a country that lies in north america. once upon a time, the “d” in its name used to be “u”, until a controversial figure called donald j. trump was elected as president.
terrorist 1: i read in the news that this morning, trump supporters killed/captured another 10 thousand trump haters, and then they slaughtered the pows and barbecued their meat for a feast. in retaliation, the trump haters blew up another 2000 houses of trump supporters, killing many of their wives and kids.

terrorist 2: wow the people of dsa are really at it, we’re out of job now!

terrorist 1: yeah, i’m making popcorn.
drunken sl-ts anonymous
a group similar to the alcoholics anonymous, see aa. where men and women talk about who they have had s-x with while being drunk on top of that. this group usually consists of one night stands and not remebering the guy/girl next to them in the bed the next morning. the group instills manners for that person that just left the apartment, guys pay the cab fare, and ladies don’t make a scene etc.
motto: if i don’t remember it, then it didn’t happen.

“i had to much to drink one night and don’t remember a d-mn thing,except in the moring there was a strange man in my bed. i didn’t remember sleeping with him but it was clear it happened. that is why i joined the dsa.”
a verb meaning d-ck sucking action which is used when someone has given a bl-w j-b or gotten blown.
“so what happened with you and janice last night?”

“dude, i got dsa!”

“so, janice what happened with you and jacob last night?”

“omg, you’ll never guess…. there was dsa going on.”
designated smoking area, usually in college campus’, specifically sfsu
guy 1: hey do you know of any good parties?
guy 2: nah dude. go check out the dsa, there’s gotta be someone there who knows whats up for tonight
abbreviation for dirtstar army, a gr-ssroots movement started in the early 2000’s by a professional mountainboarder named van dewitt that promotes unity among dirtboarders and aims to increase awareness of the sport in the united states. popularity of the movement has increased recently due to pro riders, halston rhodes, dave “star fighter” steifvater, and mason moore getting involved.
dsa taught me how to ride a mountainboard and find riders in my area.
an acronym for d-mned skinny asian. it’s used mainly to refer to girls and young women, although some men are technically dsas. the term originated due to the propensity of people of asian descent to be slimmer (and thus, more healthy-looking) than the average american. originally used derisively, the term has taken on a second meaning — namely, asians in general.
wow, take a look at that dsa in the yellow skirt. her body m-ss index must be in the 5th percentile!
deadstar -ssembly – a south florida-based “goth rock/cyber punk” band.
that dsa concert last night at “the culture room” was wicked!!
deviant s-xual arousal
“he beats off to something weird, but it doesn’t really fit any specific fetish; i chalk it up to the ole dsa.”