DSMO
dmso, don’t start me off
cr-p “satirical” website run by a couple of 14 year old geeks who post under name like honest george and ricardo who, send hours posting inane and unfunny cr-p then fall about in hysterics laughing at their own jokes. try to register on this site and see how long before you suddenly get deleted
dsmo
w-lly digits super-gold commenter (26/10/10 17:23)
i went without w-nking for almost a week once, just as a test of mental strength and willpower. when i finally shot my bolt, i -j-c-l-t-d so furiously that the spaff arched through the air and hit me square in the face. any sense of pride that i had achieved through my abstinence quickly evaporated when i caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror with j-zzum hanging off the end of my nose. i certainly won’t be doing that again.
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