DSO

d-ck sucking owen

a nickname made for any in-the-closet hormonal boys named owen, whom claims to be straight, but in reality sucks several d-cks on a daily basis.
hey, dso!
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double-stuf oreo.
guy 1: “g-d d-mn it, i’ve got a craving only dsos can cure.”

guy 2: “you gonna get fat.”
short for doggie style only. used to refer to women who from the rear view look extremely attractive, but the front view looks more like she’s ran into the back of a truck.
generally used as a secret men’s business tool, when one male only has a rear view and the other has seen the front…
male 1: dso?
male 2: yeah definitely dso, hope you got a paper bag man!!
dso
acronym meaning “during s-x -rg-sm” usually applied to the elusive act of climaxing for a female unable to achieve during intercourse.
bree had slept with over 20 men in 5 years, yet had been unable to achieve a dso.
doggie style only. similar to a b-tter face or good from afar but far from good. frequently characterized by a great body, possibly even a s-xy head of hair, but a face that will make a freight train take a dirt road on a rainy night.
carolina was so dso that i had to tell her “b-tch, just look at the headboard. i’m trying to nut here!”
dumb sh-t operator

someone who can’t operate a piece of equipment properly.
i think the problem with your computer is the dso.
stands for deadly sperm overload.

it is the condition that men have, and the reason that they get so angry and aggressive. they need to release themselves and when they don’t get any booty they suffer from dso syndrome.
“he is being so rude!”
-“well he is suffering from dso!”