Duante’s Finger
the act of moistening one’s finger in a beer of there choice, and inserting it into another’s ear c-n-l without any consideration for the other.
sentence:
at fruddruckers t-to got wil with a duante’s finger b/c he was the first to get his beer.
how to use:
this is the kind of thing to do at a fuddruckers when you are the first to grab your beer and your friends still wait in line. you can be an -ss if you get the first beer, b/c they don’t have one yet to return the pain (aka daunte’s finger).
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