Duchesne

by far the greatest freshman dormitory at boston college, located on the beautiful newton campus in newton, ma. it has two wings: east and west, with a study lounge in the bas-m-nt for quiet study and plenty of green lawn for outdoor activities in the spring. it is just down the hill from the newton campus dining hall, stuart building. it is affectionately referred to as

“the d-ch-“, although this term has been banned by current residential dean, mannuel vasquez.
“hey you go to bc? what dorm hall are you living in?”
“i’m living in d-ch-sne”
“no way! i lived on d-ch- west freshman year, those guys know how to have a good time!”
the act of food consumption while simultaneously p-ssing a bowel movement
ryan just got home from a long day of work in which he skipped lunch and had severe cabbage -ss

“man i got the mud b-tt but this chalupa looks too d-mn delicious. i can wait, no! f-ck it i’m just gonna d-ch-sne this b-tch. yolo!”
a really sh-tty school in st charles in which everyone sucks at sports almost as much as they suck d-ck. everyone is a douche, hence the name.
pr-nounced doucheenne
-are you from d-ch-sne?
-yeah!
-youre a chode
the biggest hick town you could ever visit. loaded with drama and dusche bags. not much to do there except party and drive around.
have you ever been to d-ch-sne? its definately somewhere i wouldn’t want to live!