duck dick stew
duck d-ck stew is an asian delicacy consisting of wild duck p-n-s, duck broth, and most commonly poatoes and vegetables. typically it is cooked in a crock pot for 4 to 8 hours.
the duck d-ck can also be subst-tuted for goose d-ck, coot d-ck, or other upland bird d-ck.
depending on the number of servings desired, and suited to personal taste, the recipe calls for between 2 and 22 duck d-cks per stew.
“dude, how many duck d-cks do you do when you do a duck d-ck stew?”
“i do 22 duck d-cks when i do duck d-ck stew dude, but something new i do is smoked duck d-ck too.”
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