duck walk
when you take a dump and realise you forgot to refill the toilet paper, so have to duck walk to the cabinet, get the toilet paper and duck walk back.
person a (in toilet) : can you get me some toilet paper please?
no reply.
person a: oh f-ck, im gonna have to suck it up and do the duck walk.
(v) to move a motorcycle while sitting on the seat and ‘walking’ the bike by pushing with alternate feet while the other foot stays on the ground. this is considered very bad form and a sign of an unskilled rider.
that guy can’t ride: he had to duckwalk his bike up to the gas pump.
easy to accomplish. trivial. used in the 1983 movie “scarface” (with al pacino) as a subst-tute for the term “cake walk.”
let me tell you, it ain’t no duck walk.
spell it
angus yong best gutar player ever does the duckwalk
when you accidentally sh-t a little but catch the sh-t nugget between your cheeks by squeezing your -ss tight to hold it until a sh-tter can be reached.
chet farted but accidentally sh-t instead and had to hold to duck walk to bathroom to keep from letting the sh-t out.
chris durante’s walk
– group of students lookin at foot prints in the mud –
student a) look these foot prints were made by a duck
student b ) noo they dont have webbed feet but they sure do go out
teacher ) sorry yung childern that is chris durante’s foot steps
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