when your phone hates you and youre trying to call someone out on a lie. this usually only makes you more frustrated.
you are a ducking liar.
d*mn auto correct.
- roy grande
a human highlighter that makes fun of people because they can’t deal with there own messed up life. doesn’t deserve anything. don’t let him bother you he’s just being a roy grande.
take beyoncé, now imagine that she’s at a party with drake. that’s how hype that party is also drowsy dude i just took a nyquil, i’m feelin h*lla drayzáy
- doo doo sweat
when you sweat so much it shows through your pants. sir you have bad doo doo sweat.
- b*llsacked out
done. with no repair her car just b*llsacked out.