ducking
when your autocorrect feels the need to annoy you. our phones are taking over our free will to speak.
bob: i ducking hate joe!
bob: g-d donut i meant ducking
bob: i ducking hate this stupid phone!
bob: -ducking
bob: duck this phone
bob: i’m going to jump off a ducking cliff now
fred:
the suggested word that predictive text on your cell phone writes when you try and say “f-cking”
so last night i was ducking this hot chick and her ducking boyfriend walks in. ducking hilarious.
leaving early or hiding, sometimes in order to avoid a certain person or a group of people.
ex.#1
“chris is coming over tonight, he wants to talk to you.”
“what? oh emm gee. fine, i’m ducking. i don’t feel like dealing with him tonight. just…call me when he leaves.”
ex.#2
“i’m gonna go over to clint’s tonight and see a movie with him and courtney.”
“yeah? i guess i’m ducking out then, i’m gonna take a disco nap, so call me when you guys get out of the movie.”
when a girl puts two pringles in her mouth to form the illusion of a duck’s bill and procedes to insert a p-n-s though the “duck bill”.
dude i was munching on my pringles when this b-tch came up to me and asked took two of them and started ducking me.
the act of ignoring or hiding, particularly from a person or place.
john owes larry money so he’s been ducking larry for the past month.
avoiding someone or something
okwerdz challeged t-rex to battle, but t-rex made and excuse and was accused of ducking okwerdz
the act of inserting one’s entire fist into a ducks -n-s, and then inserting the other fist into another ducks -n-s to take flight.
me and cody went ducking the other day in virginia, we flew all the way down to missouri!
to put the tips of your fingers and thumb together to make the shape of a duck’s head, and inserting it into another person’s orifice, most commonly the b-tthole.
“that b-tch was so tight i had to duck her before i could get it in.”
“one finger only please, stop ducking me!”
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