Dude Space
the designated sp-ce between two males when sitting on a couch/bench/etc. males should sit as far as possible/practical. the name is derived from the very first thing you say when somebody violates said sp-ce: “dude!…..wtf are you doing!?”
only temporary violations of dude sp-ce are allowed, i.e., dude #1 is busy talking to a chick, so dude #2 reaches over his leg to grab the doritos.
on a couch that seats three people, properly alloted dude sp-ce would require both dudes to sit with the middle seat unoccupied.
dude #1: “hey man, let’s play some rainbow six: vegas.”
dude #2: “sure, hand me a controller.”
dude #1: “dude…what the h-ll are you doing?”
dude #2: “playing rs:v….why?”
dude #1: “scoot over…you’re violating my dude sp-ce.”
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