Dude… Wait, what?
a commonly said phrase by someone who is nicely baked when they are unaware of the situation.
(while high)
angel:(slowly) hey so you wanna go grab some pizza, i’m pretty hungry, aaaannndd i want some pizza. you hungry for some pizza?
daniel: dude… wait, what?
angel: you wanna get some pizza?
daniel: alright, but i’m not sharing.
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