Dude, you bought a Dell didn’t you?
1:insult
when someone buys a dell, they pay 4000 us dollars, where they can build one, or have someone like a friend build one for 1000 us dollars
2:real life
“dude, go buy a dell”
they forgot this part
“dude, go buy a dell for 4x the price”
3:real life 2
“dude i got a dell it rocks it was like 5000 dollars but it was on sale for 4999, and it runs at a amazing 1.337 fps cool!!”
“dude, you’re a dumb-ss, my computer runs at 200 fps and it costs only 900 dollars”
“omg not so totaly dood”
4:making computers accessable to 100% complete idiots
“0mg d00d$ l00k @t 1337 m3 i g0t a d3ll”
“you suck”
“d00d i c@n find kiddy h0m0 pr0n now”
“you are a very sick and disturbed redneck aren’t you”
“d00d bu$h is $3xy”
“stupid dell they made the internet accessable to idiots ahhh”
5:forums
topic:guyz plz h3lp me one of my dell broke
contacts:guys liek my dell broke and i cant use the power supply because the plugs are funkyomgomgomg111!!!!1 -1337mastaofkiddypr0n
response:youre a sick person and you bought a dell dumb-ss
jeff:hey, did you build that new computer steve?
steve:no, i bought myself a dell for 5000 dollars, they said that normally, you’d need 1 trillion billion dollars to make your own and it can kill you or suck
jeff:steve, you’re a dumb-ss
steve:hey, i got a f plus on my grades…
jeff:see, you are a dumb-ss.
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