Dude, your text is drunk.


a cellphone text that’s been sent by someone you think is drunk because it’s incomprehensible, but you’re not sure and you don’t want to offend them by asking if they’re drunk.
person a: “yeah were somewhere gone off now. where u at?”

person b: “dude, your text is drunk. call me.”

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