dudline
a deadline that is expected to or has already moved. proper deadlines are immovable because they’re “dead”; movement betrays non-deadness, and because deadness is the defining feature of a proper deadline, its absence renders the line dud.
greg: right, i’m going down the pub.
brad: but you haven’t finished your coursework essay yet and the deadline’s tomorrow morning!
greg: chill dude, that’s actually a dudline.
brad: you don’t know that!
greg: sure i do. just look at what happened the last two times.
brad: hmm, yeah, i suppose you’re right.
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