dum dum head
a bald african american sea walrus, i mean woman whose shiny, hairless head resembles that of a root beer dum dum lollipop. the scalp must be greased twice a day and washed every four years.
meltinyamicrowavetayquandra: oh maw gawd maw hair ain’t growin’? why i gotta be a dum dum head for?
rayquandewmoney: dis proves there ain’t no such thing as god. why he curse me with a dum dum head baby mama for?
a bald african american sea walrus, i mean woman whose shiny, hairless head resembles that of a root beer dum dum lollipop. the scalp must be greased twice a day and washed every four years.
meltinyamicrowavetayquandra: oh maw gawd maw hair ain’t growin’? why i gotta be a dum dum head for?
rayquandewmoney: dis proves there ain’t no such thing as god. why he curse me with a dum dum head baby mama for?
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