Dumb-Biddy
a femal who has gotten drunk and started crying, dropped your beer, complained for an inexcusable amount of time, broken a gl-ss piece, embar-ssed me publically by uttering loud racist/anti-homeless people remarks, walked into a wall, started dancing with your girlfreinds when “your song” comes on, complained again, caused drama cause there hasn’t been enough in the last 7 minutes, thrown up on me or matt vahidi, sung in a cab or crowded elevator, abbreviated your girlfriends by their initials (i.e. you girls are my life forever kd mv pj lk lf em), played two friends, asked a guy to buy you a drink, told me you weren’t drunk when you are falling on the floor r-t-rded, got mad at me for calling you a dumb biddy, dropped the boyfriend bomb a solid hour and a half into the night, etc.,
but still looked d-mn hot when you were doing so.
this is a dumb biddy.
i was at a bar and a dumb-biddy fell on my lap, she screamed, i smiled.
a dumb girl
shut up you dumb biddy!
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