dumb fugly non-fucker
that guy named mark and then an h……….unluckiest, saddist thing you ever saw. funny as h-ll really, what a dork y. tries to get a stiffy by playing with his ‘little boy…p-n-s’ thus he is molesting his little boy, now they call him a child molester.
the ‘dumb fugly non-f-cker’ that will never get laid again, because he can’t get an erection while still dressed and maintain it for 4-6 hours until the chick decides she is ready to have s-x, and he is not allowed to use p-rn, touch himself, or have any stimulation of any kind until she is ready, and he must obtain the erection within 2 minutes, impossible yet true, 23 years and he has not been able to do it yet. a real charly brown, thinking that maybe this time lucy will let him kick the football, she never will…..
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