dumbassward
a person that acts like he’s a ward of the state and/or needs to be thrown in the nuthouse, they also exibit the attributes of being a dumb-ss. they are likley sh-tfaced when you meet them.
cop in heicopter: put the gun down, we have you surrounded!
dumb-ssward:
(shoots chopper,missing, and sprints into the steet where he is h-t by a car)
cop: dumb-ssward!!!!!!!!!
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