dumbbell hogger


the douchebags in the gym who hog multiple sets of dumbbells without racking them up for long periods of time.
swole guy 1: “yo that douche has two 55’s, two 60’s, and two 65’s. how am i gonna do my incline press”
swole guy 2: “what a f-cking dumbbell hogger”
swole guy 3: “f-ck this, i’m doing crossfit.”

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