Dumblefuck
adj. verb. noun. to, or the process of, being copulated or sodomized by dumbledore. to be dumblef-cked is to be s-xually intimate with an elderly wizard who is a gentle lover. grammatically flexible as in f-ck. not to be confused with dumbf-ck.
orign, english.
ophelia: i am going to dumblef-ck you tawny. tawny: shut up, you dumblef-ck. lance: dumblef-ck! i just stubbed my toe.
loveless: you are such a dumblef-ck.
2 more definitions
my stepfather; an extremely stupid, oblivious, and arrogant person. see dufub-tch.
man, my stepfather is such a dumblef-ck!
noun:
to be a total screw up to the point that you can get nothing right not even the basic daily events of your life.
dominyk was once a capable working but lately he’s been a real dumblef-ck, not being able to clean his own room.
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