DUMF
designated unatractive male friend of a woman whohangs around her all day (but is never her husband or boyfriend) usualy also a gbf
i saw thsis hot chick but she was this ugly -ss man with no teeth and was a fat as a van he was sucha dumf
dumf is the one syllable word meaning dumb-f-ck or dumf-ck
ellen forgot to turn off her headlights, what a dumf
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