Dummer
dummer was the guy who invented silent velcro. he gave people a modern and h-ssle free way to put on their clothes. he truly was all things to all men.
wow, i feel like bond when i put on my shoes !
thank you dummer!
slang for the hummer gm vehicle brand.
look at the douchebag driving that dummer. what rock did he crawl out from under?
the nickname the band director gives the percussion section after one or more members does something stupid, such as dropping a stick or mallet or doing something equally heinous.
band director: dean, why didn’t you play your drum solo?
dean: i dropped my sticks.
band director: you dummer! how do you expect us to win if you’re mr. b-tterfingers?
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