dump and dash
when you dump at someone else’s house and then leave shortly after.
guy 1: where did michael go?
guy 2: i thought he went to the bathroom…
guy 1: it smells like p–p in the bathroom, but he’s michael’s not here.
guy 2: he pulled a dump and dash?!
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