Dump Date
the act of informing one’s peers on the texture, consistency, length, and general description of the sick dump they just took. the bristol stool scale is the preferred nomenclature for any dumpdates given.
verb:
1. dan dumpdates us on his sick t-rds all the time. he’s a real p–p scholar.
noun:
1. here’s the latest dumpdate, gentlemen. 3″ t2 and a 3″ t1 supercl-ster. translators note: supercl-ster is exactly what it sounds like dumb-ss.
noun) a date that one purposely goes into to gain the satisfaction of dumping someone.
the length of the relationship can range from a breakup on the same day as the dump date, or months down the line.
usually, the longer one maintains the relationship, the greater the satisfaction of breaking up.
hey man, i’m going out for a dump date, it’ll be a quick-fix though, i’ll probably break up with her tonight, i don’t have much time.
the act of updating your status while taking a dump.
guy: what took you so long in the bathroom?
dude: hey, go easy on me, i had to dumpdate…
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