dump on wood
the act of defecating on a tree or similar piece of wood. used as an insult.
alex can go dump on wood if he thinks i’m gonna pay him back for that hooker he bought me.
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something s-xy to a male, so much so it would cause a s-xual reaction. she slinked by in her black skirt, and it was pantstabulous.
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- sleazeover
an updated version of a sleepover. when you and a friend stay up and gossip, tell ridiculous stories, think of “would you rathers” and “f-ck/marry/kill” scenarios, then sleep in the same bed. usually in college aged females. “wanna have a sleazeover?” “sure let me just grab my adderall bc i have an early cl-ss in […]