Dump
1) the act of removing someone from a relationship.
2) removing poo from one’s bowels.
1) grace, i’m dumping you. you’re a basic betch.
2) i’m gonna take a dump. be back in a few… -waddles to bathroom-
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taking a sh-t
“im gonna go take a dump”
to sh-t; or the actual sh-t
wow kate…i just took a huge dump in your toilet. it might explode.
to rid ones self of a lover
a large, incredibly unattractive female with high libido and few inhibitions, often found at parties trying to hook up with guys too drunk to know any better.
usage is largely restricted to the northeastern united states, particularly around boston.
“did you see that girl i hooked up with last night? she was atrocious.” -john
“yeah, i know. you need to stop hooking up with dumps.” -alex
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“i haven’t gotten any in so long that i’m thinking about hooking up with a dump.” -willard
“that’s your call, man, but you better get really drunk before the attempt.” -brad
p–ping
something you leave in the toilet and not take it
“i am going to take a dump.”
“no you arent you are going to leave it.”
slang, for the act of either excreting or breaking up with a partner.
“i’m gonna go take a ‘dump'” / “your dumped”
dump, to go have a cr-p
when in the workplace or home, the expresion for this is “i am going for a dump” on your return, your family or work colleges will ask “how was it?” to which the reply is “perfik”.
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