Dumplefuck


having s-x with a person you normally wouldn’t choose to be with because you have no better option.
“adrian’s been striking out all night, if 2am rolls around and the bar closes, he’ll have to hook up with that drunk big girl” “oohh now that’s a dumplef-ck”

“i b-mped into my ex today and she wanted to chat, i really can’t stand her but hey….’ya know….dumplef-ck”

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