Dumpologist
the equivalent of a medical doctor degree in the viewing, evaluating and diagnosing fecal matter found (dump) in a toilet or porta-potty. the dumpologist can generally determine can generally determine whether said dump is from an adult or child. they can tell whether a dump was deposited from a basketball player who had been picking his -ss in a game or practice. the dumpologist is a highly respected member of the community and is often question as to whether or not a bathroom or porta-potty is safe to enter and what amenities it might have.
hey larry don’t don’t use that porta-potty near the first base line some dude emptied his entire intestines in there.
dumpologist: larry in my opinion that young lad picking his -ss at the foul line will be taking a dump in the gym bathroom during the next time out.
larry: mr. dumpologist, i just went to the bathroom and you were right there was a pediatric t-rd left in the only toilet in the gym. wow you are a genius! how long did it take you to become a dumpologist?
dumpologist: it has been a lifelong obsession to do good in the community and mankind, just ask my wife how many times i have saved her life….
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