Dumpster Blumpkin
just like any variation of the word blumpkin, this sensuous act occurs between two people who are in love with each other. a gentleman should climb into a dumpster, preferably behind a grocery store or fast food restaurant, begin sh-tting (pants are optional, but your ding dong must at least hang out the zipper). then a close friend or wh-r- will climb into the dumpster and begin to slob on the sh-tter’s kn-b while he is pushing out all those juicy feces.
i was constipated after i ate at checkers on lewis street, so, i walked in blockbuster, but they wouldn’t let me poo. thankfully i stumbled across zack’s sister and a girl with the exact same name. i informed them of my condition, and they offered a dumpster blumpkin. so, that’s how i spent my afternoon,between checkers and blockbuster, dumpster blumkining two ladies with the same name.
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