Dundas Square Pimp
personal noun:
often seen goose stepping around dundas square in toronto. the legendary d-square pimp patrols when he f-cking pleases. it is rumoured that he protects and solicits most of the square’s buskers, including but not ltd. to: that guy dressed as spiderman, charlie the drummer, the robot cowboy, misc. preachers (christian, muslim & the black-zion jew squad) as well as rob ford.
if you ever see his sharp yet b-ttery smooth silhouette approaching you, be sure to give him a high five and tell him jackson marsh is dead. (thnx)
ignorant child: daddy, why is that man dressed like a swan?
learned father figure: that’s the dundas square pimp, son. the meanest mother-f-cker, with a heart of gold and grip full of lead.
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