dunkies

slang and/or abbreviated version of the loved coffee and doughnut giant dunkin donuts.
noun; nickname for dunkin donuts
example:
“man, i need my caffeine fix for the morning”
“you wanna hit up the honey dew?”
“no way man, i’m hittin up dunkies, it’s on the way anyway.”
the punishment suffered by pirates if caught masturbating while on watch
“avast jim-lad, what be that ye be doin? floggin’ molly on night’s watch?! it be either jack ketch or a dunky for ye then!”
a condom. (see also funky dunky, sp-nky dunky).
i am too embarr-ssed to buy a dunky, i send my dad to get them for me. unfortunately he always brings back the extra-large size and i can’t get the b-gg-rs to fit.
the correct pr-nunciation for donkey in ireland. rhymes with monkey. any other pr-nunciation makes one an -ss.
who’s takin’ the dunky to france?
an ideology around which an elite trio of alabama archaeologists have built a closed society based upon principles of honor, fraternity, and the telling of p–p jokes.
c-bar: uh oh. –long pause– dunkbrothers, now is the hour of our discontent.
wedge mouth: what, did you lay a big dunky again?
mr. crabbs (aka citizen snipps): just tell us you’ve got a change of shorts this time. or do we have to revisit the k-mart fiasco?
c-bar: uhhhhhhh…all for dunky, and dunky for all!
a rubber sheath,otherwise known as a condom
wanna make love with me love?i got some dunkys.
adjective: pr-nouced “dun-kee” 1.) to have a large b-tt 2.) to have a overall thick appearance 3.) refering to one’s -ss in a negative manner, normally refering to a female
brother 1: man did you see that trick?
brother 2: no, why was she fly?
brother 1: h-ll nah, she was kind of dunky

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