dunkirk

a terdhole of a town in western new york. the war of 1812 apparently started there and legend has it that mark twain had residence near by.

the weather is mostly cr-ppy and the sky is usually gray. if you are popular you usually hold at least 5 memberships to local clubs and are definitely an alcoholic.

bart’s cove is the hot spot. niagara mohawk aka nrg energy makes the harbor look like cr-p and purina stinks up the place.

dunkirk dave is the stupid ground hog and no matter what he says there is always 6 more weeks of winter.

people get stabbed at the fillmore and everyone gets their weed from that n-gg- on 2nd street. the population is very diverse with a large minority crowd mostly consisting of puerto ricans.

most of the younger generation think they are real hard inner city kids but most of the town has never made it past buffalo and people only take vacations in florida because they all think it’s the greatest place on earth. but really florida is just a big hot dunkirk.
guy 1 – where are you from?

guy 2 – buffalo.

guy 1 – well actually i’m from dunkirk, but you never heard of it.
when you go to the toilet for a number 2 and its rather large, “dunkirk” is a m-ssive evacuation.
“phew, i have just been to dunkirk”.
a.)a ghetto town full of nothing. except cr-p. it’s located in western new york, and is full of cr-p. that’s it. cr-p and guys with their “swag” on. the guy who wrote pants on the ground probably came here and found inspiriation. ‘cuz many dunkirk kids have their pants on the ground.
b.) a synonym for ghetto.
a.) man, i just went to dunkirk. some kid with his “swag” on sold me some crack.
b.) this town has a pretty large dunkirk with plenty of guys that just get in trouble. that ghetto should have its own prison.
a town infested with beavers. they are taking over the city.
d-mn, i was walking down a street in dunkirk and saw a beaver with its pants on the ground
to rescue people using civilian boats.
they’re dunkirking it in houston.