Duracell Moose
a derogatory and colloquial term for a redheaded obese person. the duracell part relating to their hair colour and the moose to their substantial weight.
guy 1: i heard there’s a new chick starting today, you seen her? what’s she like?
guy 2: yeeaah, i wouldn’t get s-xcited though, she’s a complete duracell moose.
guy 1: b-mmer.
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