Durham

durham is the ghetto member of the triangle, along with their hippy neighbor chapel hill and their cleaner, more cultured, and infinitely more sn-bby neighbor raleigh.

infamous for its crime and being all around ghetto, as well as being the home of the very prestigious, yet very controversial duke university, durham gets flak from pretty much everybody, which is sad because most durhamites are among the greatest people out there.

“honey, would you grab my kevlar-reinforced suit, please? i have a business meeting in durham today.”

one of the top uk university’s, thinks of itself as better than oxford and cambridge

it is rah central… privately educated and gap year kid’s heaven.
henry ‘brrrr its chilly, yah? thats coz i’ve just finsihed my gap yah’

olivia ‘luckily most of my “durham” friends prepared for this weathah. the gilet, ugg boots and pashminah combo are practical as well as stylish, yah. thanks, jack wills.’
a beautiful town in the north east of england. not the hideous hill billy backward incest kevin costner loving sh-t hole in the states.
durham england person: my family tree has many branches

durham usa person: mine goes in a straight line
durham is a town in south central ct. it is full of farmers, a thing not commly found in ct. it is a very small town so small most of the people in durham call wallingford a city. durham is the most -ss backwards town in ct and is the only town where everyone has a southern accient dispite living in the north. the most thing people know durham for is the durham fair. it is basically a gathering for farmers to show off their prize pigs for a weekend and to race tractors. the most popular teen hangout in durham is the db mart. the second most popular is in someones bas-m-nt smoking pot becuase thats all durham kids do.
durham kid: “f-ck you im durham. and you can’t break the durham inside me!!!!!!!”

wallingford kid: “sh-t dude im sorry”
durham is a town in south-central connecticut. it is full of rednecks, something commonly not found in most of connecticut. due to it being such a small town, most of the people of durham consider wallingford or middletown a city. durham is the most -ss backwards town in the state of connecticut and is known for having such a heavy southern influence regardless of being so far north. the town is known for the durham fair. it is an agricultural fair, so it’s basically a pig and cow beauty contest or something. known for food and random bullsh-t artists that play every year. most teens hang out driving around in their parents cars or in some persons bas-m-nt smoking pot or getting drunk. the high school is called coginchaug, and is known for it’s dense populations of douchebag jocks, sl-t girls and generally stupid people. it is even more divided economically, having students on the poorer end of the working cl-ss, and very very well endowed students as well. the lines blend because like 2/3s if not more of the people in this school smoke pot or drink, even if they don’t let anyone know they do. and if they don’t, they’ll want to, because that’s all there is to do in durham.
durham kid: “hey did you get your country mega ticket yet?”

middletown kid: “no what the f-ck is that”
a county and a city. next to raleigh and chapel hill. durham is also called “the dirty d”, “d-town” and “bullcity” it is known for duke hospital and duke univerity, michael peterson, centerfest, the duke blue devils, nc central. duke employees a majority of workers in durham. locals, not duke students call themselfs durhamites.
chapel hill kid: duke sucks.
durham kid: unc sucks.
raleigh kid: you guys are r-t-rded.
a city in central nc (piedmont). with a medium gay population. bt ostly ghetto black people. alos the home of duke (a rich white people school for northeners). but most people support unc ( a school for real people who live there and arent dirty rich). also has a miner league team for the pampa ay rays, also n-body likes the rays there at all.
but finally its said der-um
northener: i go to duke.
southener: so is is it worth 30,000k?
northener: um. yell. atleast we have a good basket ball team.
southener: at least unc is good at every sport, not just basketball
northener: well my loft costs more than you farm.
southener: there aint many farms in durham