DUSC
dusc stands for durham university swimming club – probably the world’s greatest sports team. it is made up of so called ‘swimmers’, who are really just students who have a penchant for wearing lycra and getting semi-naked. they also like face paint, megaphones, exotic showering products and team food, especially when on a minibus. they don’t like training as it involves getting wet, but occasionally they do muster the courage to go to a swimming pool, sometimes as early as 2 in the afternoon. swimmers from dusc love weighing themselves to find out who is the biggest beefcake, as well as the verbs dominate, dispatch and ruin.
vc ben: hey sav, you’re such a beefcake! do you swim for dusc?
captain sav: i know, check out my pec flexing! 186lbs of rippling muscle. yes, i do swim for dusc. hold on a minute while i dispatch this weight with consummate ease.
vc ben: wow, you’re dominating that set. would you like some face paint?
captain sav: no. let’s go and ruin some exotic shower products right now. and maybe some team food on the minibus later.
vc ben: excellent sav, let us go and dominate the showers.
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