Dusseldorf Shuffleboard


when 2 men both c-m on a girls back and the one that c-m’s the furthest wins. -ss to p-ssy is 1 point, p-ssy to t-ts 2 points, t-ts to mouth 3 points, and mouth to top of head 4 points. any thing else is no points.
“wayne and i dusseldorf shuffleboarded stacy last night, that motherf-cker beat me by like 2 points! after like 4 rounds!”

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