a dustjob is oral or manual s-xual manipulation resulting in an -rg-sm or no -rg-sm between two people both of whom are over 80 years of age.
grand ma gave papa a beautiful dusjob on father’s day! she took out her teeth and he shot a table spoon of dust down her willing throat. after only 93 minutes of oral and manual manipulation! good dustjob grand ma!
an acronym for scuzzy-looking white dude carlos’s poker buddy is a slwd with a scraggly beard
a sweet and loving guy someone that with cheer you up with joy and hope and he will never let you down he never regret’s his love to anyone hey decario your so sweet
- habib taz zobb
alistair! foxx voldermort! foxx alistair! foxx sauron! foxx il habib taz zobb!!
the awkward experience of a person whose brain operates faster than their mouth and is rendered unable to finish communicating their thoughts coherently. greg was ordering food from the waiter, but experienced a fleizure which left him unable to complete his request
- snap dime
a female (masculine “snap man-dime”) who is an absolute dime in all of her pictures posted to social media, especially snapchat. these chicks are sorceresses of the highest order trained in the dark arts of how to take the perfect selfies, luring all men in with these visual siren songs. a: bro look there’s kelsey. […]