during a lightning storm, find an old dusty key and tie a kite to it. after that get your partner naked and take them outside. jam the key into the -n-s of your partner and let the kite loose into the storm. after these steps are complete make sure you, yourself, are naked. proceed to hop on your partner and comence intercourt. everytime lightning hits the kite, you’ll both be sure to feel some electrifying moments during s-x. you’ll stay stimulated for days.
i’m so happy i dusty franklyned you last night! we won’t need v–gr- for days now!
- tiger pit list
the opposite of a bucket list. a number of experiences or achievements that a person hopes never to have or achieve during their lifetime. “getting genital herpes is the first thing on my tiger pit list”
the process swinging your b-lls or d-ck around. or, b-tt f-ckin yourself. i just mogoterbated for 3 hrs. mary mogoterbated me for 12 days.
- soo wazy
when u annoying asf and can’t hang. jennifer’s a soo wazy sometimes
- get top
receive a bl-wj-b yo did you get top?
- esoterics law
when debating with a comrade, the longer your discussion continues, the more likely it is the comrade’s argument will degrade into nothing but character -ss-ssinations, and baseless -ssertions; this will always inevitably happen. (a variant of sargon’s law, or hoodie’s law ) “did you see libertarian socialist rants committing esoteric’s law on his recent video?