dusty mustache
what you receive when providing c-nn-l-ng-s to an old dried up p-ssy
ms. b-tterfield down the street gave me a dusty mustache
the particles of sh-t crumbs and -ss matter that stick to the freshly laid strip o’j-zz on a wh-r-‘s upper lip after someone farts in her face.
i hadn’t wiped in two days. that was a real dusty mustache.
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