dusty pelican


a s-xual act in which a man engages in -n-l s-x with another man (or woman.) he then -j-c-l-t-s into said partner’s -n-s, then proceeds to orally remove (aka suck) his s-m-n from his partner’s -n-s. the two then proceed to orally exchange the s-m-n between each other (see snowballing.)
at j. alexander’s, adam was offered a “dusty pelican” by cody the waiter.

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