dusty pirate
a s-xual act which occurs when a man stuffs a woman’s v-g-n- full of sand and then proceeds to have intercourse with her. dusty pirate’s are obviously performed princ-p-lly in coastal areas, and often include cinnamon lube to heighten the sensation for both parties.
wow, jim really layed into ali with that dusty pirate last night on the beach
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