dutch lovin’
when two gaseous lovers seal the bed blankets over them, let loose the winds of time in the ultimate dutch oven experience, and proceed to make love while engulfed in their own fortress of flatulence.
dude, tanya and i ate so much pizza and taco bell yesterday…my eyes watered for two whole days from the crazy dutch lovin’ expertience we had afterwards.
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