Dutch Master


a dutch master is primary used to roll gods greatest gift into a beautiful work of art.
max bought a “dutch master” to roll the b-l-u-n-t
a man (or woman) who is incredibly skilled in the art of rollin up dutches. it takes many dutches rolled to perfection to achieve this rank. one cannot proclaim themselves the “dutchmaster”, it needs to be given to you by your peers and fellow potheads. consider this the highest honor that can be bestowed upon a pothead.

if you think you are good enough, join my mysp-ce group “the dutches”.
join my mysp-ce group “the dutches” and i am an example. my name…..sir joey mc-d……the dutchmaster
in addition to the existing definition.

after a session of truly inspired -n-l coitus with an amsterdam wh-r-, to use ones poo soiled member to “sketch” a reproduction of a famous rembrant or vermeer of art on her back.
i was halfway through drawing a dutch master when i had to go back in for paint for my d-ck.

Read Also:

  • Dutch Thumber

    when you and your friend stick your thumbs up your own -sses and then you grab a hold of each others fists and work them up and down. (similar to a dutch rudder but with thumbs and -sses instead of d-cks) me: “jem and i gave each other a dutch thumber yesterday.” x-ray: “is that […]

  • Dwarfass

    an evil being who attacks people with sticks or sharpe in you. f-ck dwarf-ss is attacking josh again!

  • dwogs

    cute “he gave me flowers when he came home”-woman “dwogs….”-friend

  • DWTPYRDCA

    dancing with the people you really don’t care about mike: hey brah, you watchin dwtpyrdca tonight? phil: naw, b-tch, you think im some kinda -sshole?

  • Dylan Avery

    a young doc-mentary maker who has brought it upon himself to show the “truth” about 9/11: that the attacks were all engineered by the united states government, specifically president bush. he is one of the foremost members of a group of people called truthers, a small collection of misguided individuals who believe that osama bin […]


Disclaimer: Dutch Master definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.