Dutch Tuxedo
a dutch tuxedo is a self induced condition in which you have farted in a coat, jump suit, snow suit, etc you are currently wearing. your fart gets trapped and has only one place to escape: the neck opening. the fart is released directly into your own face.
you: dude i just ripped one and it shot out the neck hole of my coat directly in my face!! sick!!
me: nice dutch tuxedo you got there!!
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