DWBW


acronym standing for drunk with boys, whoops! this is actually a streamlined form of the observed phenomenon “sometimes people get drunk in a room with boys and things happen.” in the dwbw form, the phrase can be easily texted or used in mixed company as a way of communicating to a friend that errors in judgement may or may not have been made, rendering the user of the phrase in need of a ride, understanding and gentleness, coffee and mimosas, bail money, plan b delivery, forgiveness or cover for absence at an appointed time and place, or any other circ-mstance that might arise from such a situation.
j: you’re looking a mite disheveled this morning, princess. are you ill?
s: uhhhh, dwbw.
j: please tell me he’s at least close to our age rather than cougar bait.

s: where the h-ll have you been? your roommate is screaming at me that that i lost you!
j: um, yes. dwbw. let me see if i can find a magazine with the address of where i am on it.
s: i’ll be there in 10 minutes to pick you up.

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