dweed


a small piece or collection of food that snots over and lodges itself inconspicuously into your throat to rot. it remains there until expelled at a later time often by a violent cough or sneeze.
“eww, i just coughed up a dweed, wanna smell?”
a person that you would normally call a dweeb, but since they smoke such copious amount of marijuana they can only be referred to as a dweed.
johnny mchighverson just sits in his room all day watching star trek and smoking pot. man, he’s such a dweed.
an alternative word for ‘f-ck’ more commonly used in glasgow scotland
dude 1: what do you think of that chic?

dude 2: dweed!

dude 1: what about those 3 girls?

dure 2: dweed, dweed, would’neh dweed
this word was created circa 1973 by a group of high-school students at a northern indiana school and led to the accidental creation of the word dweeb.

the original intent of this word was to be a shortened form of d-ckweed. by using the word dweed, they were able to call their cl-ssmates derogatory terms in front of teachers with no repercussions.

because only a select group of students knew what was actually being said, the word was mispr-nounced in abundance, causing the word to involve dweeb.
“you’re such a dweed.”

“i’m not a dweeb!”
marijuana, boo, “that trash”.
“hey, where’d you get that dweeds n-gg-?”
“my dude”
“who?”
“don’t worry about it. you don’t know him”
weed, pot, marijuana; abr. of “the weed”
…some call it “dweed”… peter tosh “legalize it”
like a thing-a-ma-bob, something that you don’t know what else to call it.
can be used as a derisive term for a person in the sense that you’re calling them a “thing”.
what’s a dweed? (lots of giggling)

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